1.Whycouldn'tthebicyclefinditswayhome?Itlostitschainofthought.2.Whydon'tscientiststrustatoms?Becausetheymakeupeverything.3.Timeflieslikeanarrow,fruitflieslikeabanana.4.Iusedtobeabaker,butIcouldn'tmake
1. Why couldn't the bicycle find its way home? It lost its chain of thought.
2. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
3. Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.
4. I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
5. I wanted to be an archaeologist, but my career was in ruins.
6. I was going to tell you a joke about time travel, but you didn't like it.
7. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.
8. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
9. I used to work as a baker, but I couldn't make enough "dough".
10. My math teacher called me average. She's mean in so many ways.